You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.
I love Brooklyn Nine Nine with my entire heart.
I'm just saying. Have you ever seen me and Batman in the same place at the same time?
I love Brooklyn Nine Nine with my entire heart.
This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

What do Americans say?
Source: Based on a survey of 350,000 Americans (x)
cool but why is the last one so ominous
The prompt for the last one is “How many syllables are in caramel?” Ur welcome
i like it better without the explanation
the fact that emulators are legal so long as they don’t use any of the original source code is so funny to me
like i dont know anything about programming but the idea of someone sitting down and creating a program that just so happens to run nintendo games that is completely different from what nintendo actually uses is really funny
like, nintendo wrote 2+2=4 with “4″ being “Zelda,” and then the emulator programmer wrote 15-11=4 and it still works. you still get 4. you still get zelda.
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
